• How to Traumatize Your Children book cover by Knock Knock — orange and gray paperback with bold black and yellow title text and illustration of a child looking up, with subtitle "7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill"
  • Back cover of How to Traumatize Your Children — orange and gray design listing four humorous learning objectives including "Determine your natural traumatizing type" and "Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday," with Knock Knock branding and ISBN barcode
  • Interior spread of How to Traumatize Your Children showing Chapter 2 "Dynamics of Universal Trauma: Building the Foundation" — blue illustrated diagram of a child's head with brain labeled with Confusion, Inconsistency, Unpredictability, Ignored Needs, and Unreliability on the left, chapter text on the right
  • Interior spread of How to Traumatize Your Children showing pages 64–65 "Parent as Pusher" — bullet points and a yellow Dysfunctional Dictionary callout box defining hurried-child syndrome, hyper-parenting, and trophy child, with "Push Them Now, Before It's Too Late" section heading
  • Interior spread of How to Traumatize Your Children showing Chapter 6 "Parent as Indulger: Indulgence Begets Entitlement" — yellow page with illustrated diagram of a girl surrounded by arrows pointing to luxury items including car, ring, horse, dress, doll, purse, tiara, necklace, and music player, with chapter text on the right
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How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children

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Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed! • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more! • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages • Written by Knock Knock
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